Limericky

Naked skeletons lively dancing, 
Waving their bones clapping and prancing. 
I stood there shocked didn´t know how 
Those skeletons could possibly dance and bow. 
But I still joined them in the naked dancing. 

 

 

Only for me legs will she spread. 
She stays while others would have fled. 
To needs of my body she does bend, 
We can do it for hours on end. 
She is my bed. 

 

 

There once was a fearsome king, 
Though the shoes he would wear were fairly pink. 
To his kingdom had once come a clairvoyant, 
A strange staff in his hand, his smile buyoant. 
With a single swing, he made the king´s shoes shrink.